Deviation Actions
i fell asleep to my sum41 ply list.
when i woke up, i was in the forest with my sister in this giant house tht was apparently ours. threw shenanigans that i cant really explain, we accidently released a dragon that tuned out to be HIC and she took over my sister and morphed my brain so that i was okay with that and more of less became her slave.
so, my mom (who i hate irl and in the dream) came home while HIC and i were trying to escape on a deer and a horse. the horse was being stupid, so i got off the deer nd started taking all the ribbons off of it and HIC yeled at me and questioned what i was doing to which i said,
"we need to all look different or theyll kill us." because i thought every one would figure out that my sister was HIC because now she had meenah’s hai style (in my sister’s hair length) and was starting to grow horns.
she looked sad at me and then nodded and let me continue. When i was done i looked at the deer and he was terrified, so i said,
"okay." and it ran away and i smiled. HIC got mad but didnt question it, just looked at me sour- since she had the horse.
i went over to her and she looked questioningly at me but i just said,
"trust me… you wont be mad."
and she was okay with it and i started undoing the briads in her hair and taking out the ribbons that matched the deer. half way threw she noticed i was undoing her hair and she flipped shit at me and then ran to my mom.
my mom didnt know my sister was taken over by HIC so she believed what ever lie she was told and my mom being my mom, started her passive aggressive bullshit with me.
having enough of everything, i just ran until i made it to this populated area and noticed 2 things, one it was starting to rain, and 2 there was a yard sale.
at some point i aquired a book bag with some stuff in it and while i was looking around the yard sale for stuff to steal -which turned out being a couple scarves and some lotion type things?- i saw this really cute guy (humanstuck eridan) and tried to run away, but some one ran into me, causing the book bag to loose its contens and myself to fall half assed into a chair next to the table he was leaning on. the girl he had been taking to (humanstuck terezi) said she had to go because she didnt wanna get stuck in the rain and he nodded before going over to help me pick u the stuff and put it back in the bag. i knew he new most of it was stolen from this yard sale him and his parents were having, but he just smirked at it and wrapped the blue knitted scarf id stolen around me and said,
"you should really wear these instead of stuffing them in the back pack."
which confused the shit out of me. then he finished stuffing things in the bag, more than had fallen out, and said,
"im goin inside since its rainin… im eridan, but you should come back tomorrow." and then went inside the house.
i kinda stood there for a while, thiking over my life, and then sat in this big fluffy white chair and looked into th bag, spotting a deck of cards that had words and pictures on them. i decided to use it as a terrot deck and set down the cards in a certain order before i noticed my past was the sufferer, present was karkat, and future was eridan. i picked up the eridan card with a bit of a half smile and then noticed i accidentally put 2 cards under it. when i looked at the other cards it was HIC and meenah.
i looked back at eridans house to see him looking out a window and then yell something but i didnt hear it, he looked REALLY scared, then everything went black.
when light returned, everything was blurry and i could see some form over top of me, i turned my head to see i was surrounded by this yellow liquid that i knew was coming out of my head, but there were also 2 bodies that i couldnt tell who they were because of the blurry vision but they were surrounded by fushia so i assumed who it was but then looked back up at the person closest to me and saw it was eridan, but he was smiling at me and he was his troll self.
i woke up with the most awkward boner. how do u even get a boner with out having a sex dream!?